Friday Funnies: Scrapbooking Humor and Jokes

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12 May 2006 08:38 AM

It's finally Friday, and the weekend's upon us! I plan to get some major organizing done this weekend. Though, when I plan, I often vary from my plan! So who knows what I will accomplish this weekend. Actually, I do know some of what will happen this weekend. My camera will come out and we're going to capture some great family memories! I hope you all do too.

To leave you on a sweet note this beautiful Friday, here is some laughter for the true scrapbooker! Don't forget to grab your camera and create some meories of your own this weekend!! Have a good one!

A Scrapbooker's Eulogy Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep but if I should die before I wake, please Lord, let them scrap my funeral great!

If a Tree Falls... Q: If a tree falls onto a scrapbook in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound? A: It all depends. Is the tree made of acid-free bark? Are the leaves made of lignin? What's the pH level of the tree?

Been there... "Been there, done that, have the Layout!"

"This is not cat hair around my house; it is a creative use of fiber."

Top 10 Signs of a Scrapbook Addict

• You're the only one at a social gathering yelling, "Just one more photo, folks; I don't have enough for a two-page spread!
• Blue photo split backs can be found in unusual places--school lunch bags, briefcases, pants pockets, the dog's water bowl.
• A regular sandwich is no longer acceptable--it must be cropped or cut with decorative edges.
• You try to claim your album purchases as a medical expense because it's such good "therapy".
• You buy a new pink swimsuit because it matches the pink photo mounting paper.
• Your child is the only one in agriculture class who thinks "crop" is to "cut your photos."
• You decide to give your child piano lessons so you'll be able to use the musical instrument stickers that are in the Big Pack.
• You redecorate your family room to coordinate with your photo album covers.
• Your three year old wants to know if her coloring book is "archival quality".
• You're in a fender bender and your first thought is, "I wonder what die-cut shape will coordinate with this event?"
• Your three-year-old wants to know if her coloring book is "archival quality."
• Scraps from your corner rounder cuttings can be found in unusual places: school lunch bags, briefcases, the laundry, the dog's water bowl.
• Of course a scrapbook addict doesn't follow a 12 step program but a 12 x 12 step one.

Nicole Humphrey writes articles for the Scrapbooking Blog and for the Frugal Blog. She also guest blogs on a variety of topics. You can read more of her articles by clicking here.

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Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Addicted to Scrapbooking

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Definition of a Crop

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Evolution of a Scrapbooker

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Great Scrapbooking Poems

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: I Saw It On a T-Shirt

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Introducing the Hilarious Thena

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Some Giggles and Laughs

Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Warning Signs That You Might Be Addicted To Scrapbooking

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Nicole Humphrey is a freelance writer, consultant for CTMH and a Sr. Blogger for families.com. She resides in St. Charles, Missouri with Mike and their five children and two furbabies.

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